MAMOSA Report, Nov 8 – The “Assam Rape Festival In India Began This Week”. It dates back to 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu raped everyone in his village of Doomdooma. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with the most rapes is called “The Baalkrishan”.
Last year’s Assam Rape Festival was a big success, locals say, according to a news report appearing in nationalreport.net.
The website has published the news story on the rape festival (see below) and has also advertised that those who need more information about the festival or if any one would like to participate, they can call the 24-hour India Rape Festival hotline at (785) 273-0325.
It says, India is second in reported rapes in the world only behind the United States, though critics are quick to point out that is only because most rapes in India go unreported.
On Thursday, Assam criminal investigation department registered a suo motu case against the website for posting the defamatory article. It has reportedly evoked sharp criticism from netizens. Social media is abuzz with reactions – many believing the satire to be “true news”
The interesting news report has also generated some 50+ responses. Some of these responses are here:
Responses to “The Assam Rape Festival In India Begins This Week”
There better not be any masturbation at the festival.
I called the number and signed up for next year’s festival. Can’t wait!
India is always raping something. Makes me sick!!
At least ancient culture is being celebrated. It’s much like Valentines day except more vans and knives than chocolate.
I WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS FESTIVAL. IT HAS TO BE ORGANISED IN EVERY STATE OF INDIA. i love to participate.
November 6, 2013 at 1:00 am
This is mental why cant men rape men and leave the poor women alone
And what exactly the successive Indian governments have been doing to stop this primitive practice? Has this been deliberately kept as a secret all these years? Where are the activists? I think govt should remove all women from that area on those festival days, let all the men rape themselves!!!
What kind of a festival is this. A 7 year old being raped by 9 men. Why do they rape 7 to 16 years. This is child abuse. Why not rape older women , did you hear harikrishna, 23 years and has been practicing on his sister and her friends. What is this world coming to.
Here is the news report:
Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Assam Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped.
Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”
The Assam Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu raped everyone in his village of Doomdooma. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with the most rapes is called “The Baalkrishan”.
24-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar told reporters that he has been training all year for this event. “I’m going to get the most rapes this year. I’ve been practicing all year. I rape my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!”
12-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she almost made it through last year’s festival without getting raped. “I came so close to not getting raped. I almost got to the ‘rape-free-zone’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute 9 men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can participate in this year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death by stoning.”
34-year-old Brian Barnett from Toronto who is visiting Assam on business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year. “My company did not tell me anything about a rape festival happening while I was here. Are you serious, a rape festival? I’m getting the f*ck out of this backwards country tonight.”
India is second in reported rapes in the world only behind the United States, though critics are quick to point out that is only because most rapes in India go unreported. For more information about the festival or if you would like to participate, please call the 24-hour India Rape Festival hotline at (785) 273-0325.