John Mayer On Jennifer Aniston, Masturbating &amp; Tiger Woods

John Mayer who wants to be a public figure with a private life appears shirtless on the new cover of Rolling Stone, and inside he talks a lot about sex, finding a partner, masturbation, Tiger Woods.

With a lonely heart and a dirty mind, John Mayer says in Rolling Stone:

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

He says of ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, “I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life,” and that his life has become a cycle of new girls rejecting him in clubs. “Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”

Back in November 2009, John Mayer concluded that, “I should be having sex with more girls,” using slightly more colorful language, at his anonymously modern apartment in SoHo.

Mayer has dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, besides Jennifer Aniston, with whom he remains friendly.

He provides must-read updates to his more than 2.6 million followers on Twitter, has written for blogs and magazines and is known as one of the wittiest, media-savvy entertainers around. Says Mayer: My music is more powerful than my love life.

Here’s a shirtless John Mayer photo on Rolling Stone cover:

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January 26, 2010 at 2:18 am

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Tex says:

January 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm

Who cares about Tiger? Elin should dump Tiger, and let him join Amway, along with his “girlfriends”, as Amway also screws anything that moves.

Amway is a scam, and here’s why: Amway pays out as little money as they can get away with, so they support the higher level IBOs ripping off their downline via the tool scam.

As a result, about 99% of IBOs operate at a net loss, while the top 1% make several TIMES more from their Amway tool scam than from the Amway products.

Read about it on my blog, I suggest you start here: and forward the information to everyone you know, so they don’t get scammed.